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MONGO IS APPALLED that you haven't added this to your cart yet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE ROYAL ACCESSORIES (Please Read, Carl!)\u003cbr\u003eA Queen never goes anywhere without her accessories. Therefore, each bookmark comes adorned with a beautiful, silken tassel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHowever, Carl tried to make me sit down and color-coordinate every single order, and I told him I simply DO NOT have the time! I am far too busy managing our brand! Therefore, your tassel color will be a SURPRISE, chosen at random from my royal treasury of available stock. 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