{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-don-t-gaslight-me-jesus-parade-of-horribles","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl LED Lightbox Don't Gaslight Me Jesus — Parade of Horribles","description":"\u003cp\u003eCARL! THE LIGHTING IN THIS LISTING IS DREADFUL!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eATTENTION CRAWLERS! It is I, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, and I have instructed my personal artisan to create this absolutely stunning lightbox for your reading rooms. It features my favorite phrase, a very tasteful arrangement of skulls, and most importantly, a TIARA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a dimmable lightbox, which is crucial because sometimes Mongo needs a nightlight and Carl refuses to leave the safe room light on. You can adjust it from a soft, dramatic glow perfect for plotting against the Syndicate, all the way up to a bright light so you can properly admire your own reflections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh and did I mention this is the largest lightbox we have? And that we added a layer of diffusion on the front and reflection on the back so that it is uniformly bright throughout? A Grand Champion deserves the best and brightest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, if you don't buy this, I will be APPALLED.\u003cbr\u003e-------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked with high-density LEDs. It's nice and bright! Or not bright if you choose to dim it! Yay dimmable lights, Mongo!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is 9.23 inches wide by 6.48 inches tall and roughly 1.4 inches deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSB-powered. (You will need your own wall brick, Carl lost ours in the last floor collapse).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blythe Scale Works","offers":[{"title":"With LEDs","offer_id":46430123622434,"sku":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-don-t--1","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Without LEDs","offer_id":46430123655202,"sku":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-don-t--2","price":28.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/0923\/3698\/files\/il_fullxfull.7778805796_bvxo.jpg?v=1786973856","url":"https:\/\/blythescaleworks.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-don-t-gaslight-me-jesus-parade-of-horribles","provider":"Blythe Scale Works","version":"1.0","type":"link"}