{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-glurp-glurp","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl LED Lightbox Glurp Glurp","description":"\u003cp\u003eCARL! What is this vile, squishy word?! And why is it glowing in my safe room?! It is absolutely disgusting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eATTENTION CRAWLERS! It is I, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, and I would like to bring to your attention the latest offering from our shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe green lettering is printed in a special matte material. It is specifically designed to be dim and moody. Sort of like the dungeon, but with much better interior decorating. But the blood? Oh, we made the blood pop. We used a much more translucent, super-bright red that cuts right through the dark green like a neon splatter. It is incredibly dramatic and very high fashion. Mongo is completely mesmerized by the contrast, even if the word itself makes him want to spit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a dimmable lightbox, which is crucial because sometimes Mongo needs a nightlight and Carl refuses to leave the safe room light on. You can adjust it from a soft, dramatic glow perfect for plotting against the Syndicate, all the way up to a bright light so you can properly admire your own reflections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh and did I mention that we redesigned the back from all of our other light boxes? This one has keyholes! Now you can easily hang it on your wall if you choose to do so, or you can use a command strip. Bea always hated when Carl hung things with command strips, but I liked the lack of loud hammering. It always woke me up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the crawlers say, GLURP GLURP!\u003cbr\u003e-------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked with high-density LEDs. The green and red are nice and bright! Or not bright if you choose to dim it! Yay dimmable lights, Mongo!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: ~9.25in x 6.1in x 1.05in (235 x 155 x 26.8 mm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSB-powered with a 3.25ft USB Cable, 6ft extender optional.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blythe Scale Works","offers":[{"title":"With LEDs","offer_id":46430124703778,"sku":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-glurp--1","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Without LEDs","offer_id":46430124736546,"sku":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-glurp--2","price":28.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"w\/ 6ft USB Extender","offer_id":46430124769314,"sku":"dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-glurp--3","price":39.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/0923\/3698\/files\/il_fullxfull.8249245179_4qj6.jpg?v=1786973874","url":"https:\/\/blythescaleworks.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-led-lightbox-glurp-glurp","provider":"Blythe Scale Works","version":"1.0","type":"link"}