Dungeon Crawler Carl Bookmark, Princess Donut

CARL! You know how I feel about unread books, Carl! They are an absolute travesty! Almost as bad as a Cocker Spaniel!

As a Royal Queen Anne Chonk and your undisputed favorite Crawler, I simply cannot abide a naked book. It isn't done. That is why I have graciously permitted the creation of this exquisite bookmark. It features my royal crown and my very own quote, because the world constantly needs to be reminded of my wisdom.

It is incredibly sturdy, highly glamorous, and the perfect companion for your reading material—assuming you aren't just looking at pictures of Mongo. MONGO IS APPALLED that you haven't added this to your cart yet!

AND! Carl finally managed to do something right for once! For a limited time, you can bundle my exquisite bookmark together with a "New Achievement" sign and save 15%! You are absolutely welcome. You can use the savings to buy your own cat a decent stroller. Or better yet, send me more treats.

THE ROYAL ACCESSORIES (Please Read, Carl!)
A Queen never goes anywhere without her accessories. Therefore, each bookmark comes adorned with a beautiful, silken tassel.

However, Carl tried to make me sit down and color-coordinate every single order, and I told him I simply DO NOT have the time! I am far too busy managing our brand! Therefore, your tassel color will be a SURPRISE, chosen at random from my royal treasury of available stock. Do not worry, they are all absolutely fabulous.

Item Details:
3D Printed with high-quality, durable PLA on quality m
Includes 1 (one) randomly selected silky tassel
The perfect gift for the LitRPG fan in your life (or for yourself, because you deserve it!)
5in x 1in at 1.5mm thick

Viva la Revolucion, Carl!