Dungeon Crawler Carl LED Lightbox Don't Gaslight Me Jesus — Parade of Horribles

CARL! THE LIGHTING IN THIS LISTING IS DREADFUL!

ATTENTION CRAWLERS! It is I, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, and I have instructed my personal artisan to create this absolutely stunning lightbox for your reading rooms. It features my favorite phrase, a very tasteful arrangement of skulls, and most importantly, a TIARA.

This is a dimmable lightbox, which is crucial because sometimes Mongo needs a nightlight and Carl refuses to leave the safe room light on. You can adjust it from a soft, dramatic glow perfect for plotting against the Syndicate, all the way up to a bright light so you can properly admire your own reflections.

Oh and did I mention this is the largest lightbox we have? And that we added a layer of diffusion on the front and reflection on the back so that it is uniformly bright throughout? A Grand Champion deserves the best and brightest.

Honestly, if you don't buy this, I will be APPALLED.
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Packed with high-density LEDs. It's nice and bright! Or not bright if you choose to dim it! Yay dimmable lights, Mongo!

The print is 9.23 inches wide by 6.48 inches tall and roughly 1.4 inches deep.

USB-powered. (You will need your own wall brick, Carl lost ours in the last floor collapse).