Viva La Revolucion Carl Lightbox

CARL! THE LIGHTING IN THIS LISTING IS DREADFUL!

ATTENTION CRAWLERS! It is I, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, and I have instructed my personal artisan to create this absolutely stunning lightbox for your reading rooms. It features my favorite phrase, a very tasteful arrangement of skulls, and most importantly, a TIARA.

This is a dimmable lightbox, which is crucial because sometimes Mongo needs a nightlight and Carl refuses to leave the safe room light on. You can adjust it from a soft, dramatic glow perfect for plotting against the Syndicate, all the way up to a bright light so you can properly admire your own reflections.

Oh and did I mention this is among the largest lightboxes we have? And that we added a layer of diffusion on the front and reflection on the back so that it is uniformly bright throughout? A Grand Champion deserves the best and brightest.

Honestly, if you don't buy this, I will be APPALLED.
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Packed with high-density LEDs. It's nice and bright! Or not bright if you choose to dim it! Yay dimmable lights, Mongo!

The print is ~9in x 5.5in x 1.1in (228.1 x 138.6 x 28 mm).

USB-powered. (You will need your own wall brick, Carl lost ours in the last floor collapse).

The power cable is 3.25ft, we also offer a 6ft one that Carl stole from a monster corpse! Yaaay he's useful now!